Tuesday, 5 April 2011

A statement from Mr Mum

It has been brought to my attention, via various comments on the blog from the Mumsters (mainly M and T) a few rumours have started to spread regarding the likes and dislike of Mr Mum.

I would hereby like to set the record straight once and for all in the following statement:

"Regarding Justin Beiber, Mr Mum would like to make it clear that he has no interest in the music or anything that Mr Beiber might have to say.  His bouncing floppy hair has no place in my life and that of my children.  I am sure Mr Beiber is a very nice young man, but his music is awful and he is Canadian.  I hope this puts the rumours to bed and we can all get on with our lives.  I know Mr Beiber is not happy that the added interest this has brought to him and both Mr Mum and Mr Beiber would now like to get on with our lives.  We would appreciate our global fan bases to accept this and move on with their comments"

As for my interest in the new dance craze, Zumba.  I would like to add that I have no intention of ever demonstrating my Zumba skills to Mumsters throughout the world*  My interest in the Zumba dance and all it brings is purely in an observational capacity and I hope that brings an end to the rumours of Mr Mum starting a Zumba retreat.  I wish all Zumba dancers the best of luck, and I hope you all continue to enjoy the craze, however easy it looks!!!"

This concludes the statement from Mr Mum. For a copy of this or any queries, please contact Bob at Mr Mum Central.


*Mr Mum would like to point out that after a few drinks anything is possible and therefore the above guarantee of no Zumba dancing becomes void when alcohol is in play.

2 comments:

  1. Love the blog, should have told us about it earlier. But tut tut where was our invite to P.A.B meetings!?!

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  2. Funny and Interesting, but cuz...never cool to <3 Beiber! haha you'd better come over soon!

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